Clifford Burnett is the guy who Phoebe met in the hospital, although Cliff's leg was broken.

Phoebe asked Joey to go in and ask him personal questions before she went in to speak to him herself.

Off of the information Cliff gave to "Dr. Drake Ramoray", Phoebe thought he came off great, and visited him in his hospital room. They have a great time, but once Joey's soap opera Days of our Lives (in which he plays the same doctor he impersonated) comes on the television, and Cliff freaks out. Phoebe then, tries to make him feel like he was seeing things, but then Joey barges into the room, in order to tell Phoebe that Rachel is having her baby.

Cliff feels betrayed by this, as Phoebe had lied to him, and then made him feel like he was crazy. As Cliff had told Joey some really personal stuff, Joey then decides to tell him some personal stuff about Phoebe:

  • She was married to a gay ice dancer.
  • She gave birth to her brothers triplets.
  • Her twin sister used to do porn.

She wanted Joey to stop telling him about her, because that might freak him out more. However, it was too late and he wanted them to leave, but that didn't end up happening: In the uncut version, when Cliff heard about Phoebe giving birth to her brother's triplets, he freaked a bit and said "You and your brother didn't--" and Phoebe said "No, no. They implanted embryos." and Cliff answered "Then dinner sounds great."


  • Born on November 16, 1968.
  • A widower after his wife had a heart attack.
  • 33 years old.
  • Not a fan of anything weird sexually.