This is a list of Phoebe Buffay's songs in Friends. Her songs are mostly known for their odd lyrics and random themes.

Smelly Cat

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

It's not your fault.

They wont take you to the vet,

You're obviously not their favorite pet.

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you're no friend to those with noses.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, 

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat,

It's not your fault!

Little Fetus

Are you in there, little Fetus?

In nine months will you come and greet us?

I will buy you some Adidas!

Tony Tarzan

Little Tony Tarzan

Swinging on a nose hair

Swinging with the greatest of ease

Christmas Song

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap

Said all you need is to write them a song

Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along

No don't sing along

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!!

And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

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