|The One With The Stoned Guy|
|Season 1, episode 15|
|15th overall episode of Friends|
|Joey teaching Ross to talk dirty. Chandler watching in the background.|
February 16, 1995
After working as a data processing "temp" for the last five years, Chandler is promoted to data processing supervisor. Realizing that by accepting the promotion he acknowledges this as his career, he quits.
Phoebe mentions a chef vacancy to Chandler, who is now unemployed. Chandler declines, but Monica is thrilled and intrigued. She invites Steve, the owner, to dinner at her apartment, where she cooks a gourmet meal for him. Phoebe comes along to "make yummy noises", while Rachel helps Monica by waitressing. Unfortunately, Phoebe points out to Rachel (who points out to Monica) that the guy's stoned. Monica thinks Rachel's kidding until she sees that Steve is far more interested in eating instant mac and cheese, taco shells, and gummy bears than the fancy gourmet menu he's seeking out for his restaurant. Monica calls off the dinner.
Chandler takes aptitude tests to find out what new career he should pursue, but finds out his ideal career is the one he just quit. When he receives a call from his boss offering a big raise to accompany the promotion, he accepts his new job role. It turns out to be a job that he has to care about, which makes him hate himself.
Ross has a date with a beautiful museum colleague, Celia. Things are going well, but she wants him to talk dirty to her, and Ross, caught unawares, stumbles on the word "vulva", which makes him and Celia cuddle instead of having sex. He asks Joey for help, although he's highly uncomfortable about this (especially when Chandler eavesdrops on him and Joey having a rehearsed dirty conversation), but decides to work on it. Unfortunately for him, his new refined seductive art takes too long for him to do anything with Celia, whom he ends up cuddling with again.
In revenge for ruining Monica's new job opportunity, Phoebe massages Steve, jabbing him with her elbows up and down his back, causing him to yell in pain.
Cast and Crew
- The T-shirt Chandler wears when Ross is attempting dirty talk with Joey was worn by Ross in "The One With The Thumb" (S1E3).
- Although he considers quitting his job, Chandler doesn't quit until "The One With Christmas In Tulsa" (S9E10).
- When Monica and Rachel argues about being the waitress, in the Fridge you can see a picture of Monica and Ross together.
- Steve makes another appearance in "The One With The Blind Dates" (S9E14), where he's set up on a blind date with Rachel by Phoebe. By this time, Steve has lost his restaurant to drugs, lives in a studio apartment with two guys, and produces custom T-shirt text prints. His ego is pretty much at rock bottom, as he hates practically everything about himself (except for his hair), and often ends up crying, even in front of women. However, he's still keen on his drug ambition - on Rachel's date, in fact, he goes to "blaze a doobie" at least four times.
- This episode was filmed in front of a live studio audience on December 13, 1994.
- When Phoebe goes to tell Rachel about Steve, her purse is on her right arm. When she says that Steve "blazed up a doobie" her purse is now on her left arm, and again switches back to her right.
- When Steve is rapidly eating the first course Monica serves, he eats everything on the plate, even the red piece of fruit in the middle. When she puts the plate down and the angle changes, the fruit is back on the plate.
- Chandler: This was supposed to be a temp job.
Monica: Chandler, you've been there for five years.
Chandler: I know, but if I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
- Chandler: I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the W.E.N.U.S.!
Rachel: [After an awkward pause] The weenis?
Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage System. It's a processing term.
Rachel: Oh, that W.E.N.U.S.
- Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
- Chandler: You guys (in the living room) all know what you want to do. You have goals; you have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
- Monica: It's this cute little place on tenth street. It's not too big; it's not too small; it's just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
- Monica: [To Phoebe] You can ooh and ahh and make yummy noises.
Rachel: [To Monica] What are you going to make?
Phoebe: Yummy noises.
Rachel: And Monica, what are you going to make?
- Steve: Lovely apartment.
Monica: Thank you. Would you like a tour?
Steve: I was just being polite, but...sure.
- Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy.
| Preceded by|
"The One With The Candy Hearts"
|Series One Episodes|| Followed by |
"The One With Two Parts, Part 1"
|Episode Guide||Season 1||Season 2 >>|
|#01||"The Pilot"||#09||"The One Where Underdog Gets Away"||#17||"The One With Two Parts, Part 2"|
|#02||"The One With The Sonogram At The End"||#10||"The One With The Monkey"||#18||"The One With All The Poker"|
|#03||"The One With The Thumb"||#11||"The One With Mrs. Bing"||#19||"The One Where The Monkey Gets Away"|
|#04||"The One With George Stephanopoulos"||#12||"The One With The Dozen Lasagnas||#20||"The One With The Evil Orthodontist"|
|#05||"The One With The East German Laundry Detergent"||#13||"The One With The Boobies"||#21||"The One With The Fake Monica"|
|#06||"The One With The Butt"||#14||"The One With The Candy Hearts"||#22||"The One With The Ick Factor"|
|#07||"The One With The Blackout"||#15||"The One With The Stoned Guy"||#23||"The One With The Birth"|
|#08||"The One Where Nana Dies Twice"||#16||"The One With Two Parts, Part 1"||#24||"The One Where Rachel Finds Out"|