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  • #1
    "How you doin?'" -Joey
    in The Pilotby Jennyc345
    942
    votes
  • #2
    "I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler
    in The One With The Tea Leavesby VolleyChick14
    412
    votes
  • #3
    370
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  • #4
    275
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  • #5
    215
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  • #6
    "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?" -Phoebe
    in The One With The Baby On The Busby Susanolivia
    141
    votes
  • #7
    "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo." -Joey
    in The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogsby Jennyc345
    115
    votes
  • #8
    "Joey doesn't share food!" - Joey
    in The One With The Birth Motherby VolleyChick14
    98
    votes
  • #9
    97
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  • #10
    "They don't know that we know that they know." - Phoebe
    in The One Where Everybody Finds Outby Susanolivia
    84
    votes
  • #11
    "Hi, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?" -Joey
    in The One Where No One's Readyby VolleyChick14
    68
    votes
  • #12
    "If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer." -Phoebe
    in The One With Ross's Denialby Susanolivia
    53
    votes
  • #13
    "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic." - Rachel
    in The One With Ross' New Girlfriendby VolleyChick14
    50
    votes
  • #14
    "First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault." - -Ross
    in The One Where Ross Hugs Rachelby Susanolivia
    50
    votes
  • #15
    i wish i could but i dont want to - pheobeby Regena phalange
    47
    votes
  • #16
    "Paper, snow, A GHOST" - Joey in The One Where The Stripper Criesby Scousejoe
    45
    votes
  • #17
    "You're over me? When were you under me?" - Ross in "The One Where Ross Finds Out"by Stuti2501
    42
    votes
  • #18
    Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT." - Chandlerby Starlight gal
    34
    votes
  • #19
    I KNOW! -Monicaby Ashley rab
    25
    votes
  • #20
    "Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him." -Phoebe
    in The One With The Red Sweaterby Susanolivia
    24
    votes
  • #21
    Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!by Reeses71
    24
    votes
  • #22
    You're my lobster.by Murmele
    23
    votes
  • #23
    "Go, Go, Alan! RUN YOU HAIRY BASTARD!!!"- Phoebe in The One With The Cakeby Lucaryan13
    22
    votes
  • #24
    "Sup with the whack play station, sup" - Joey
    in The One With Monica's Thunderby Susanolivia
    21
    votes
  • #25
    Oh no - phoebeby Miacool2002
    19
    votes
  • #26
    Come on Will - take off your shirt and tell us - pheobeby Regena phalange
    16
    votes
  • #27
    Okay, MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! Okay, I don't this, or this, or THIS! Okay? I just wanted a simple wedding where MY FIANCE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS!!! Phoebe in The One With Phoebe's Weddingby Lucaryan13
    15
    votes
  • #28
    "All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for." -Chandler
    in The One With The Morning Afterby Susanolivia
    14
    votes
  • #29
    I'm not even sorryby Shnabz
    13
    votes
  • #30
    "Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage!' Y'know? Mine's gonna say, 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.'" - Phoebe
    in The One Where Ross Hugs Rachelby VolleyChick14
    12
    votes
  • #31
    "That's not even a word!"by Ashley rab
    12
    votes
  • #32
    "Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming." -Rachel
    in The One With Phoebe's Cookiesby VolleyChick14
    10
    votes
  • #33
    "It was summer… and it was hot. Rachel was there… A lonely grey couch…"OH LOOK!" cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The End." -Chandler in The One With The Listby Mbanton2302
    9
    votes
  • #34
    "Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!" -Monica
    in The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Workby Susanolivia
    9
    votes
  • #35
    Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil? Chandler "the one in Barbados"by Gunther Central Perk
    9
    votes
  • #36
    "Isn't this the most amazing fight you ever had?" - Parker
    in The One In Massapequaby Susanolivia
    8
    votes
  • #37
    My Fajitas! Ross "the one when Ross is fine"by Gunther Central Perk
    8
    votes
  • #38
    "You know when 'I'm fine' sounds true? When someone yells it and spits." -Chandler
    in The One Where Monica Singsby Susanolivia
    7
    votes
  • #39
    "Until I was 25 I thought the response to "I love you " meant "oh crap"by Faithnmueller50
    6
    votes
  • #40
    Yuh- Huby Mat456cx
    6
    votes
  • #41
    "If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?" - Rachel
    in The One With The Lesbian Weddingby VolleyChick14
    5
    votes
  • #42
    "You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windows outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel." -- Phoebeby R.A.R.E. Akuma SSF2 Plus!
    5
    votes
  • #43
    You Can't Have S-E-X In front of a B-A-B-I-E - Joey in The On With The Blind Datesby Simsmaster55
    5
    votes
  • #44
    "NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU!" -Rossby Reeses71
    5
    votes
  • #45
    Seriously Sir, my brain is all over the wall...! Chandler "the one where Rachel has a baby"by Gunther Central Perk
    4
    votes
  • #46
    "it's a four" -Chandler. The one in Vegas part 2by Gilat
    4
    votes
  • #47
    Funniest guy she’s ever met! I’m funny, right? What do you know you’re a door you just like knock-knock jokes. Save it for inside! -Chandler M Bing THE ONE WITH THE MALE NANNY SEASON 9 EPISODE 6by Faithnmueller50
    4
    votes
  • #48
    She's right if I were a guy. did I just say if I were a guyby Faithnmueller50
    4
    votes
  • #49
    "Stupid British snack food!" -Ross
    in The One With Chandler's Work Laughby Susanolivia
    4
    votes
  • #50
    I wasn't talking to you there, Mother Kisser!by 81.224.68.250
    4
    votes
  • #51
    I'm bored of you and nw I'm gonna cut you off - Andrea in 4x24by Smart Cookies
    3
    votes
  • #52
    "Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to you and saying, 'Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?'" -Carol
    in The One With Two Parts, Part 1by Susanolivia
    3
    votes
  • #53
    Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? We’re gonna pick it up and move it. All we need is teamwork, okay? We’re gonna lift the car… and slide it out. Lift… and slide. Rachel: Ross, I really don’t think… Ross: LIFT… and slide.by Mbanton2302
    3
    votes
  • #54
    Ichiban ... lipstick for men.by Bsyamantak
    3
    votes
  • #55
    It´s like my favorite fairytale comes true! The princess,the stable boy and the lesbian! Joey "the one with Phoebe's rats"by Gunther Central Perk
    3
    votes
  • #56
    Don't you point your pants at me! - Emily to Ross in 4x23by Smart Cookies
    3
    votes
  • #57
    they are humid prepossessing homosapiens with full sized aortic pumpsby Reeses71
    3
    votes
  • #58
    so before you start lying about lying about lying about lying about lying ..... about .... STOP LYING ...by Bsyamantak
    3
    votes
  • #59
    "Okay here's your PENIS" - Monica The One Wit The Flashbackby PlanetofLinux
    2
    votes
  • #60
    "Dumb, Drunken, BITCH" - Phoebe The One With The Catby PlanetofLinux
    2
    votes
  • #61
    "It's between US AND THE SEA, Ross!" (Joy- 4th Season The one with the jellyfish)by Andria Panag
    2
    votes
  • #62
    "It's between US AND THE SEA, Ross!"by Andria Panag
    2
    votes
  • #63
    "Oh, what do YOU know virgin?by The7thFriend
    2
    votes
  • #64
    Ross: " LIFT and SLIIDDEEE."by Bsgoode
    2
    votes
  • #65
    How you doinby Abbieirvine993
    2
    votes
  • #66
    We were on a breakby Abbieirvine993
    2
    votes
  • #67
    It's Miss Chanadler Bong- chandler the one with the embryoby Freindsfan101
    2
    votes
  • #68
    I just caught the live show - Monica - in 2x16by Smart Cookies
    1
    vote
  • #69
    Who serves steak when there is no where to sit - Jack in 5x1by Smart Cookies
    1
    vote
  • #70
    Congrats "you pulled a Monica"-phoebeby Sreejaphoebs
    1
    vote
  • #71
    Emily Emily! - Ross in 5x1by Smart Cookies
    1
    vote
  • #72
    This is worse then when he married the lesbian. - Judy in 5x1by Smart Cookies
    1
    vote
  • #73
    There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him DIE INSIDE.by Chan-chanman
    1
    vote
  • #74
    I hate you and I love you! - Ross/Emily in 5x1by Smart Cookies
    0
    votes
  • #75
    The tour of the wine cellar will commence in...5 seconds - Stephen in 5x1by Smart Cookies
    0
    votes
  • #76
    Speak more new york to me - Felecity in 4x23by Smart Cookies
    0
    votes
  • #77
    You spend half your life in the bathroom. Why don't YOU ever go out the bloody window. - Stephen to Andrea in 5x1by Smart Cookies
    0
    votes
  • #78
    unfortunately that is correctby Mthedancer11
    0
    votes
  • #79
    first of all, this is greenby Ojk2021
    0
    votes

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