[Scene:Rachel and Monica's Apartment]
Rachel: What the hell is that? What the hell is that? Is that you?
Monica: Boy, You are really not a morning person.
Rachel: Back off.
(Rachel and Monica go across the hall to Chandler and Joey's apartment)
(Rachel Banging on door)
Rachel: Get up! Get up! Get up Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
(Chandler opens the door with Joey behind him)
Rachel: What is that noise?
Joey: Its the chick. She's going through some changes.
Monica: What kind of changes.
Chandler: The vet seems to think shes beginning to think shes becoming a rooster.
Chandler: We're getting a second opinion.
(Theme song Plays)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment]
(Rachel Enters with shopping bags)
Ross: What are you doing shopping at 8:00 in the morning?
Rachel: Well, I've been up since 6:00. Thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.
Phoebe: Guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in a apartment.
Rachel: Yeah, especially not with all these knives and cookbooks around.
Phoebe: All right, I'm going to go to the fertility doctor and see if I'm ready to have Frank and Alice's embryo's transferred into my uterus.
Ross: Now, How will they know if you're ready.
Phoebe: Oh, they're just going to see if my endometrial layer is thick.
Chandler: Well. I can, uh, check that for you.
Phoebe: Okay everyone, think thick.
Everyone: Good luck!
(Phoebe approaches door which opens; Monica enters Carrying laundry with Joey behind her)
Phoebe: Hey! Wish me luck!
Monica: Oh... Good Luck!
Joey: Good luck, and I'm still right.
Monica: That is so not true.
Joey: She's mad because I know Today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.
Chandler: Well, I can check that for you.
Monica: I just can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well, we do. You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers.
Joey: Yeah, What;s that about?
Chandler: And you, Ross, I believe if you check Rachel's bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
(Ross checks in bag and pulls out a cookie from a box)
Ros: You're good. These are not.
Rachel: So not impressed, everybody snacks when the shop.
Joey: Oh Yeah? Ross, How many items left in that bag?
Chandler: Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: Challenge extended.
( Monica and Chandler and Joey shake hands)
Ross: Challenge accepted.
Joey: All right. We'll start with apples.
Ross: We'll be starting with Apples.
Chandler: Stop that now.
Joey: Okay, Uh, Tortilla chips, yogurt,
Chandler: Diet Soda
Ross: Yes, Yes, Yes
Chandler: Orange Juice
Rachel: No! There's no orange juice in there.
Ross: They have another guess.
Rachel: Okay, Well, we won that one.
Joey: Okay, the last thing is...
Chandler: Ooh, ooh! Ooh! Ooh, ooh!
(Chandler whispers something in Joey's ear.)
Joey: No, No, not for another 2 weeks.
Chandler: I got it. Scotch, Tape.
(Ross pulls out the tape)
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Chandler: Well, we used up their's last night making scary faces.
(Joey and chandler laugh)
Monica: Oh, Man!
Chandler: All right, ten bucks. Fork it over. Cough it up. Pay the piper. Give me it.
Monica: That does not mean that you know us better. I want a rematch!
Rachel: And non of these stupid grocery questions. Real, Personal, Questions.
Monica: Yeah, and the winner gets a hundred bucks.
Joey: Are you serious?
Monica: Are you scared?
Joey: (In fearful tone) No. Okay, Who who, makes up the questions?
Monica: Ross'll do it.
Ross: Oh. sure Ross'll do it. It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own.
Rachel: Well, Fine. We'll ask Phoebe.
Ross: No, No No, I want to play.
[Scene Change: Fertility Doctors Office]